So this season’s finale takes place at the BH Chamber of Commerce party and I can’t help but think this guy is so embarrassed over the fact he let the show actually be filmed here right now. I feel like people in Beverly Hills pretend this show doesn’t exist because they don’t want these trashy bitches who don’t even live in the town representing them. So when Bravo approached him film there he said, “Sure!” without knowing what he was getting himself into.
Carlton enters first, but since she’s pretty irrelevant this episode outside of having to deal with Brandi’s drunken slur I won’t take a recap. Then Yolanda comes with a friend because David is too busy banging his mistress. Also, what is up with the dress she’s wearing? It has these really weird fishnet pattern awkwardly positioned at her shoulder.
Then Kim and Joyce make their entrance. Why didn’t Kim come with Kyle?
They’re all waiting for the star of the show to arrive so they can take their turn ripping on Lisa because when they did it at the same time in PR she was able to get away. But not this time!
Yokemon says she can’t be Lisa’s “Hollywood friend” even though it seems like that’s the only type of friends she has. And those are going to disappear quickly once David leaves her ass for a young bimbo in her twenties.
Kyle picks up Brandi, who is wearing a dress that was probably nice before she got drunk and put it through the shredder. Now it looks like a hot mess.
Because Lisa is the star of the show the only things the others can do is talk about her and silently wait for her arrival.
Yo and Kyle both race to Lisa hoping to get to her first. Yolo beats Kyle so she’s the first one to get airtime with Ms. Vanderpump. She goes on and on how Lisa should have stayed with the group in PR because they weren’t finished with their ambush. Instead, Lisa and her husband left to another resort because they actually have responsibilities at home (unlike the other women) and wanted to enjoy their vacation. How dare they?!?!?
I love how Ken comes in and refills Lisa’s wine because she knows she needs it dealing with these bitches.
Kim is on the other side of the party smoking, which isn’t doing her image as the recovering alcoholic/drug addict any favors.
Then she heads toward Lisa and Ken in order to apologize. Personally, I thought Ken should have accepted her apology but whatever, I’m not Ken nor am I dealing with Kim. Maybe if I was in his shoes I would have done the same thing.
Brandi has had at least a gallon of alcohol and is bitching about Lisa in PR, causing Carlton to roll her eyes. Carlton! If I was Carlton I would have just told Brandi she was an attention seeking alcoholic, but then she’d say I was Lisa’s puppet. You can never win with this bitch, even if you’re a witch!
Kyle is one lucky bitch tonight because unlike the other bitches who have to yank Lisa by the arm to go talk to her, Lisa comes to her! But then they talk about the tabloid….ugh. I truly don’t gave a shit about this stupid story line. The cameras weren’t there and I’m not going to dissect every little thing these ladies say in order to find out what happened. But not Kyle, she’s going to dissect every little thing that Lisa does.
Yokemon and Kim can both relate to each other because their daughters’ have graduated high school so they’re now more mature than their mothers.
Now it’s Brandi’s turn to rip on Lisa! She’s had 10 shots of vodka so she knows she’s ready.
Brandi starts screaming and yelling about Scheana or whatever her name is even though they’ve already made up and have been cordial with each other off camera. But no, now she needs attention so she’s going to cry about the affair even it was 30 years ago and gave her a spot on this fuckin’ show. Of course she doesn’t care what Lisa thinks because this is about her and only her (she did the same exact thing when she talked to Scheana). She doesn’t want an actual conversation, she just wants some screen time.
Lisa does defend Scheana, though I think it was because she just got a bit defensive during Brandi’s whining and bitching. I do think she believes Scheana knew that Eddie was married, but is just tired of hearing about it 57 trillion times.
Brandi wants Scheana fired, but Lisa can’t do that because if she had to fire any waitress that slept with a married man in L.A. there wouldn’t be anyone left.
Mauricio and Ken step aside and have a normal and respectful conversation about each other’s viewpoint. Even when the others try to cause shit they get away from them before they continue the conversation. In the end, they make up and hug it out.
Of course, Yolemons and Drunki won’t have any of that! They need to start as much drama as possible in order to have air time. Even though they intruded on Ken’s conversation, once he goes back to his original spot Yokemon snaps a him! Ken makes a dig about how David is never around Yoyo and I’m totally cool with that because the entire audience is saying the exact same thing. Both try to belittle him even though he is a self-made katrillionare who lives in a life size Barbie dream house and is a respected member of society.
Since Ken’s hand is one foot away from her, she finds it the perfect chance to smack his hand away and pretend he hit her.
Lisa and Ken do the smart thing and leave, but Kyle wants more screen time so she tries to yank Lisa back into the group. Lisa isn’t having any of it and shakes her off like a mother fucking gangster. They then head home where they have tea in their diamond encrusted teacups.
According to Joyce’s blog, Yokemon was causing a scene after they left over the fact he “hit” her. She was crying and shaking and getting all the attention she wanted. Damn, I really wished Bravo aired that instead of having us watch these bitches get their make-up done for the reunion.